I think I've discovered something...

I'm sure we've all been quite puzzled by the news from the scientific community in the past week.

Dark Matter is Real.

A company has created Free Energy.

Pluto is no longer a planet.

I think I have found the golden thread (or golden threat?) that links the three.

You see, the truth of the matter is that Pluto is just the tip of a 4-dimensional iceberg. It actually is a rather sizeable planet. However, its mass has been mined over the past 6 months as a part of an experiment run by the Steorn company. The fact of the matter is that 4-dimensional solid objects make up what we have termed "dark matter". Because of this dark matter mining, the size of Pluto has decreased, thus losing its "planet" status.

Either that or we have officially entered the future.